Everyone loves a good joke, right? Well at our house it’s kind of like a competition to see who can pass along the best one. Jerry brings home the craziest ones for sure!
I though I’d share some with you. These will make you LOL or shake your head and grin or grimace. Don’t worry these are kid friendly and Mamie approved.
Q. Where does a Bee go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP Station!
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receeding hairline!
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
A. Because it said FOCUS.
Q. What did one Japanese man say to the other?
A. I don’t know I don’t speak Japanese!
Me: “Michael, I need a joke.”
Michael: “Well I’d tell you one about paper but it’s tearable.”
And I think that’s it for the day.